It's a bit of a new take on the old 'characters find fanfiction about them' idea, and I like Starscream's interpretation of it. It halfway makes real life sense, actually, and halfway makes sense within the bounds of a Transformer-infested reality. People write RPF all the time, why not about mechs?

Although I still want to know where 'lubricated rubber balls' came from.

"Nobility," Megatron said, spitting the word. "Honour. Compassion. Mercy. Paperwork."

Without that last one, Starfighter's halfway out of a job. ;_;